Next week, I promise more serious topics than drinking games, icecream, and my Stupid moments. Really. Back to good quality blogging. No more senseless rambling. Only the hard-hitting, quality issues that my trusted readers have come to expect from me here at APOG. No more funny business.

Oh crap, I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it...

Wait. Calm down. Okay, I've got a plan. I'll just link to some CNN article and then you guys will all respect me again.

Crisis averted. Whew.