This post could also be called, "I Really Need to Get Off My Rear and Do Something Constructive With My Day, But Oh Well."

If there's something that the world could use more of, it's definitely drinking games. Well, maybe not, but I thought up some anyway.

The Brittany Spears Game: Every time Britt uses flagrant debauchery for publicity, you take a swig.

Crooked Politician Game: For every LA politician in your parish in jail or under investigation, take a swig.

Reality TV Game: For every reality show on, no, wait -- you'd get alcohol poisoning with that one.

Okay, now I'm getting up and doing my serious stuff for the day. Really, I'm going... Sheesh... quit hassling me!! Like you're doing anything better with YOUR day. You're still reading this!