"They're good guys, you know. They'll work, seven days a week, never have to worry about them trying to live off you. They mow their lawn, they pick up after themselves. Oh yeah, they're good guys. Now, after work, they'll go have a beer, but that's okay, they're still hardworkers"

Sounds like a good catch... until...

"The thing is though, you're gonna have to buy them some teeth. Cause they don't have a tooth in their head, God bless 'em."

I love the breakroom.