And now, for the next installment of Why You're On My Bloglist.

Bob immedietely caught my attention by... well, being A Girl Named Bob. The fact that she's a great writer and a hilarious blogger is just dandy, too. She is a regular read for me. Her Fly post earned her a permanent place at APOG, and I present it to you here in it's entirety. Now shoo.

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The Petulant Pest
These days, I usually like to eat bananas for breakfast. They're yummy and filling, and all that potassium and magnesium helps my insomnia a bit. But apparently fruit flies like bananas a lot too. If I don't take out the trash right away, they start taking over my kitchen. That's what happened this week. I guess I wasn't fast enough, and even though I took out the trash last night, there were still quite a few of them hanging around today.

This evening when I got home from work, I noticed that one of them was just chilling on the outside of my door near the peep hole. It was like he got locked out and was waiting all day for me to come home and let him in. Before I put my key up to the lock, I shooed him away. But then as I opened the door and stepped in, I saw him fly past me.

"You don't live here!" I yelled, as he soared above my reach.
Fruit flies may not have middle fingers, but they can still behave in a insolent manner.

She serves up funny on a daily basis. Go read.