in the whole world? There's A Hole In My Bucket.

Dear Liza is a great deal more patient than I would be with Dear Henry. I'd be like, "Henry, for crying out loud, go get the other stupid bucket and just THROW THE BROKEN ONE AWAY! I'm sick of going over this with you! It's a simple problem with a simple solution and we don't have to sing about it for fifteen minutes every time you want to use it!! What do you even need the stinking bucket for to begin with? Oh, stop crying you big fat BABY!"

Then I might kick him, too.

I know, I'm not very nice. But in my defense, it is a really irritating song.