Whatever, but PLEASE do not name your cat "Pooter". Pretty please?
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The name's Pooter, pal. Get it right, or I ain't moving an inch.

Disclaimer: This cat is in fact, not "Pooter". He is a paid, professional cat model, and expresses his concern that if you see him in public, that you refer to him by his actual name, which is Jean Luc, and not as the character (afore-mentioned Pooter) that he was employed to portray. "It's undignified," he says, "and frankly the only reason I agreed to do this project was to raise awareness of stupid pet names. To get the message out there." Our thanks to Jean Luc, an exceptional feline.