What... is... happening to me? Where did I get the sudden urge to learn how to knit? Why can't I stop thinking about making a big, fuzzy scarf?

And why can't I eat cheese anymore?? It's not fair!! I try, I take a bite, and I just can't do it. WHO AM I if I don't like cheddar and mozzarella anymore? I don't even know that person.

This pregnancy thing is way out of control. Messin' me up.