We interrupt this post to bring you the following:

In a startling turn of events, Cinderella, of glass slipper fame, has married Peter Parker, a.k.a. Spiderman, in a grand ceremony conducted by our resident four year old, Wrenn. Spiderman, in full uniform, was fashionably late because he was busy saving an unidentified person from a monster. Reports indicate "a little blood, but not too much, because that's scary."

The groom was sizably larger than the bride (who was stunning in a white designer gown by Disney), but fortunately, his bendy knees allowed him to crouch for the proceedings, amid giggles from the officiator. In attendance were Polly Pocket, Arthur, and two cast iron dinosaurs.

Mary Jane and Prince Charming could not be reached for comment at this time, but insiders say that the ceremony may be a breach of the "happily ever after" clause. Stay tuned for continuing coverage of this breaking news.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled blogging.