It comes to my attention that I may need to expand my horizon when the most exciting phone call I make is "GUESS WHO PEE-PEE'D IN THE POTTY!!!!!"

After 4 YEARS worth of wiping butts, that is pretty dang exciting though.

If I'm lucky, I'll have a whole two month's break from the dirty deed, during which I will attempt to develop more interesting phone skills.

You may applaud me now.