Um... okay. Here's the deal. I track hurricanes. I've never denied my inner geek, so you shouldn't be surprised at that oh-so-fascinating revelation. I'm there all the way, from the tropical depressions to tropical storm, to full blown hurricanes. The National Hurricane Center website is on my favorites list, for crying out loud. Me = nerd, I know.

Anyway, the other day, I was following the track of Hurricane Dennis after it made landfall, and read the following: "The carcass of Dennis is now located at such and such coordinates"...

Wait a minute. The carcass?

Sheesh, guys. That's a little heavy, isn't it? The bloated remains of a hurricane have once again washed up on the shores of North America. The body of Hurricane Dennis, a category 3 storm, was discovered yesterday by local weatherman. Officials have not commented on cause of death, stating only that the circumstances are "highly suspicious". This is the first hurricane this season to find death on American soil, and officials have issued an international warning to all hurricanes visiting the area.

I mean, I take hurricanes seriously, I really do. But I'm not setting up a trust fund in their memory.

Silly meteorologists. You guys are too much.